sandwich pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

  2. 2. Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

  3. 3. Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns

  4. 4. I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick.

  5. 5. Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

  6. 6. Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?

  7. 7. Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

  8. 8. I am NOT a bologna sandwich.

  9. 9. Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

  10. 10. Because I want to put my white sauce between you buns

  11. 11. One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.

  12. 12. Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

  13. 13. Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)

  14. 14. Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?

  15. 15. I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

  16. 16. I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

  17. 17. No? Let's have lunch.

  18. 18. Because I want you to make me a sandwich.

  19. 19. Cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs

  20. 20. Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns

  21. 21. bc your balls are HUGE!

  22. 22. Then u should check out r/danduscirclejerk it’s a great subreddit for sexy pics of ham sandwiches

  23. 23. Cuz I want you to be unavailable to everyone except for me

  24. 24. Cuz I wanna pork

  25. 25. So much sandwich, with my meat and your buns.

  26. 26. How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

  27. 27. You like making sandwiches?

  28. 28. We can sandwich toast to orgasms. - Red

  29. 29. One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.

  30. 30. You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n' cream filling.

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