turkey pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Don’t be such a turkey.

  2. 2. I have an 8inch Turkey leg back at my crib if you wanna follow me.

  3. 3. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  4. 4. I hate turkey. But I love you!

  5. 5. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

  6. 6. Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

  7. 7. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

  8. 8. When it comes to making tasty turkey, I'm a master baster.

  9. 9. I find that the skin on the heritage turkeys is so much smoother.

  10. 10. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  11. 11. You’re the only girl i’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!

  12. 12. Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

  13. 13. Cuz I wanna stuff you up and eat you out

  14. 14. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

  15. 15. That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.

  16. 16. Because I got my stuffing ready for you.

  17. 17. Because I’d love stuffing you

  18. 18. Cause I wanna get to stuffing

  19. 19. If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

  20. 20. Hey baby, why don't you come over to my house for a little turkey and undressing?

  21. 21. I just wanna let you know that the turkey might not be able to gobble any more but you can gobble me anytime.

  22. 22. Time to put the turkey in.

  23. 23. Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.

  24. 24. Because I'll stuff you and cover you in my gravy

  25. 25. Cause I just wanna gobble you right up.

  26. 26. Because Erdogan I've been looking for

  27. 27. Because you’re such a delight.

  28. 28. Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?

  29. 29. You're like a turkey in the oven all day. Just getting hotter and hotter. (High School Acquaintance)

  30. 30. Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.

  31. 31. This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?

  32. 32. If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.

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