deaf pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

  2. 2. Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

  3. 3. They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

  4. 4. Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?

  5. 5. I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

  6. 6. You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

  7. 7. Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

  8. 8. I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.

  9. 9. Hey baby, can I read your nipples?

  10. 10. I can't hear but damn I can see your ass!

  11. 11. Hey come over here and let me read your chest!

  12. 12. I may be blind, but I can still "see" a future with you...

  13. 13. baby, but all I see is green!

  14. 14. Hey, baby, can I charge your hearing aid battery?

  15. 15. I can't believe youve never met a Deaf person before.

  16. 16. I could smell you all day.

  17. 17. I know you can not talk, but your body language says it all.

  18. 18. I love it when you finger me.

  19. 19. I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem.

  20. 20. I think I am blind to all of life's problems because you have opened my eyes to all of life's beauty.

  21. 21. I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.

  22. 22. I'm fluent in Sign Language.

  23. 23. I'm flying blind here. Can I land on you tonight?

  24. 24. I'm good with my hands and mouth.

  25. 25. If I tell you you have a pretty fingers, would you hold it again me?

  26. 26. If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.

  27. 27. If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

  28. 28. Is that a white cane in your pocket or you are very happy to see me?

  29. 29. Let's just let our hands do all the talking.

  30. 30. Love is blind, and marriage is a real eye-opener.

  31. 31. Love is blind, hard to find, difficult to get, and impossible to forget.

  32. 32. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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