1. If I wait any longer with an icebreaker the ice would already be melted.
But I can blame you for global warming, 'cause who would feel warm en fuzzy inside when they see your smile?
2. Its you
3. You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.
4. I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.
5. I don't know what's hotter, you or Global Warming!
6. Are you earth?
Because everyday you get hotter and hotter.
7. Hey Babe, is there global warming... or is that just you?
8. You gotta be the reason for global warming
9. Are you global warming because you don't exist to me.
10. I invented the Internet AND global warming.
11. ...why do you keep getting hotter every time I look at you?
12. ...they'd blame you for global warming.
13. You’re so hot you must've started all of this darn global warming
14. I’m not gonna say you’re hot,
But you might be the primary reason for global warming.
15. Are you the reason behind global warming? Because you are really hot.
16. Or is it just you
17. Because I think you’re the #1 cause
18. Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!
19. Are you global warming
20. But since you are the main cause of Global Warming, we would survive.
21. Damn, you're so hot I thought you were the global warming
22. Let's get out of here and make our contribution to global warming.
23. But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.
24. Cause your hotness is too much to handle
25. You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.
26. Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!
27. It got really hot all of the sudden. Is it global warming? Oh, wait, you just walked into the room
28. Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
29. I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
30. You're so hot you must've started global warming.
31. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
32. You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.