dying pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  2. 2. Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

  3. 3. It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

  4. 4. Because I'd die to get inside you.

  5. 5. Because I’d die to have you

  6. 6. Because I’m dying to get inside you

  7. 7. Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

  8. 8. Cuz I’m dying to get into you

  9. 9. Go out with me or die.

  10. 10. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  11. 11. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

  12. 12. Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

  13. 13. Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

  14. 14. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

  15. 15. I love her so much that if I died I’d Haunter.

  16. 16. I have died everyday waiting for you.

  17. 17. I was dying to meet you.

  18. 18. Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?

  19. 19. I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.

  20. 20. It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

  21. 21. This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

  22. 22. I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

  23. 23. I'm dying just to see you again!

  24. 24. Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.

  25. 25. Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

  26. 26. The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

  27. 27. Come with me or die!

  28. 28. Cuz I’m dying to get inside of you.

  29. 29. Because I probably don’t have a chance with you but I’m willing to die to find out

  30. 30. Come play with mine instead

  31. 31. I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

  32. 32. Cause babies die inside you ;)

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