realtor pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  2. 2. You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

  3. 3. Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

  4. 4. Does this room smell like chloroform to you?

  5. 5. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  6. 6. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  7. 7. Would you let me holding period you forever?

  8. 8. Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

  9. 9. You’re more than just a piece of property.

  10. 10. You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

  11. 11. You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

  12. 12. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications.

  13. 13. Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

  14. 14. Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

  15. 15. Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.

  16. 16. Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

  17. 17. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.

  18. 18. Let's make it official and close the escrow.

  19. 19. Love is buying your first home together.

  20. 20. Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!

  21. 21. Please say it again: how long is the escrow?

  22. 22. What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

  23. 23. With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!

  24. 24. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.

  25. 25. You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.

  26. 26. There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

  27. 27. For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.

  28. 28. Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to "Combination"?

  29. 29. I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.

  30. 30. Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

  31. 31. Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?

  32. 32. Come into my office and let's take a look at the listings.

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