Asian pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

  2. 2. …you look exactly like Kelly Hu.

  3. 3. …you look exactly like Lucy Liu.

  4. 4. Are you from China? (Why?) Because I'm China get on you

  5. 5. Are you half? Half-sexy, half fine.

  6. 6. But where are you really from?

  7. 7. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!

  8. 8. I bet you give really good massages.

  9. 9. I love your almond-shaped eyes.

  10. 10. I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

  11. 11. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality

  12. 12. Say it in Chinese.

  13. 13. So is it true? Is your pussy slanted?

  14. 14. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.

  15. 15. Why don't we dim sum lights?

  16. 16. Will you walk on my back?

  17. 17. Wing Wing Wing Herro?

  18. 18. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."

  19. 19. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!

  20. 20. You look like a gal I had during the war.

  21. 21. You remind me of my fourth wife.

  22. 22. You talk like a white girl.

  23. 23. …you look exactly like Margaret Cho.

  24. 24. Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

  25. 25. Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my penis.

  26. 26. Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok

  27. 27. Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

  28. 28. Asians ride for free.

  29. 29. Do you know why I like Asian girls? Because they’re tighter

  30. 30. Do you really eat dogs?

  31. 31. For an Asian girl, you sure are cool.

  32. 32. Go out with me and you won’t be sari.

  33. 33. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.

  34. 34. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?

  35. 35. Hey, malaria kills, get under my mosquito net?

  36. 36. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.

  37. 37. I have naan stop thinking about you.

  38. 38. I have yellow fever and you’re the cure.

  39. 39. I heard Asian girls love to fuck.

  40. 40. I know all about the 38th parallel.

  41. 41. I know karate.

  42. 42. I know tae kwon do.

  43. 43. I love Korean BBQ.

  44. 44. I love sushi. Can you make some for me?

  45. 45. I love Thai food.

  46. 46. I'm Asian. Do you have any Asian in you? Want some?

  47. 47. I’m done with black girls. They are too much drama.

  48. 48. I’m done with white girls. They are too much drama.

  49. 49. I’ve always wanted to date an Asian girl.

  50. 50. If you will be my Yin, can I be your yang?

  51. 51. No, really, what’s your nationality?

  52. 52. Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven’t been drinking!

  53. 53. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

  54. 54. What are you?

  55. 55. Where are you from?

  56. 56. You don’t have an accent.

  57. 57. You like the white boys, don’t you?

  58. 58. You’re a very pretty Asian girl. Have you ever made out with a white guy before?…Would you like to?

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