organized crime pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

  2. 2. You look a lot like my next comare!

  3. 3. Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

  4. 4. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  5. 5. Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

  6. 6. Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

  7. 7. Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  8. 8. you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

  9. 9. Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

  10. 10. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

  11. 11. Could you help me find my crowbar?

  12. 12. Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

  13. 13. Girl, I can't wait to extort you.

  14. 14. Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  15. 15. Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

  16. 16. Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

  17. 17. Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

  18. 18. How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

  19. 19. I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

  20. 20. I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

  21. 21. I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

  22. 22. I will be watching you.

  23. 23. I will make you an offer you can't refuse

  24. 24. I'm a babbo in love with you.

  25. 25. I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

  26. 26. I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

  27. 27. Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

  28. 28. What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

  29. 29. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

  30. 30. I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

  31. 31. I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

  32. 32. I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

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