1. Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?
2. I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.
3. Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.
4. Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.
5. Rigor mortis, know what I mean?
6. Well, ok. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!
7. Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no.
8. Once rigor mortis sets in, I can go all night!
9. That's not rigor mortis, I'm just happy to see you.
10. Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?
11. Are you the Rick and Morty fan? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time.
12. Are you the Rick to my Morty? Because you look like you've got your priorities in order.
13. Babe, my portal gun is going to take you places.
14. Babe, you are my one and only Morty.
15. Do you want to have sex with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have sex then.”
16. Do you watch Rick and Morty?
17. Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do.
18. Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day.
19. Girl you are special, out of inifinite dimension you are the only one saying no.
20. Girl, let's get on some wild adventures!
21. Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.
22. Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.
23. Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!
24. Hi I´m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee!
25. I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!
26. I need you more than Rick needs Morty.
27. I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.
28. If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.
29. In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.
30. Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty.