1. Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.
2. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.
3. I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.
4. When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)
5. And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.
6. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit
7. Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.
8. When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)
9. You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
10. Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
11. Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.
12. Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?
13. Right here, on this marriage certificate
14. Are you in a marriage rn?
Cuz I saw you
Marrying me.
15. but I don't think that's necessary because you're a ten.
16. Because you’re here till marriage
17. I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How baout we read it together and discuss?
18. A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
19. A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
20. I wasn’t sure that love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were sure, you were always sure.
21. I do love nothing in the world so much as you.
22. Because today, when I look into your eyes, my love for you only grows. It’s even stronger now. My love will never waver. And this I vow to you, today, and always and forever.
23. Before we met, I was as lost as a person could be and yet you saw something in me that somehow gave me direction again.
24. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
25. I can't remember every moment of that day, but I could remember when I first looked at your eyes.
26. It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
27. I think I'm called to marriage, can I call you sometime?