Marine pick up lines for you to try
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1. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're looking at a sexy land beast.
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2. I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
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3. You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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4. A shark just ate my girlfriend, will you be my new one?
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5. Aeooiieaeeooooou!!
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6. Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we're snapping turtles.) (Turtle)
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7. Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)
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8. Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.
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9. Are you a shark? Because I got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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10. Are you a whale? Because I like your blow hole.
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11. Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
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12. Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
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13. Are you coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty.
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14. Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
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15. Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)
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16. Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers? (Octopus)
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17. Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
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18. Call me Ishmael......... (Octopus)
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19. Can i put a little more sauce into your life?
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20. Can I put my tank into your mall?
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21. Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.
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22. Dang girl are you Dory from finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me.
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23. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)
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24. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly? (Octopus)
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25. Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle? (Octopus)
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26. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?
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27. Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
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28. Do you like seafood? Because I've got crabs.
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29. Do you masturbate to Shark Week too?!
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30. Do you work here, because you smell of tuna?
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31. Do your dolphins do any tricks?
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32. Does your pussy smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
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33. Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
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34. Gimme some fin. Noggin'. Dude!
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35. Girl, you look ancient—considering we're one of the oldest species on earth, that's a compliment. (Turtle)
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36. Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
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37. Hey babe, mind if I crab your ass?
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38. Hey baby, are you a calorimeter? Because you're hot and I'd like to stick my probe into you.
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39. Hey baby, are you a marine biologist? Because I'd like to hist the club and seal the deal with you.
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40. Hey baby, let's play meiosis. Why don't you go first and split your legs.
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41. hey baby, show me your feeders and I'll show you mine
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42. Hey baby, wanna free my Willy?
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43. Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.
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44. Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
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45. Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
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46. How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again
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47. How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.
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48. How you chewing? (Shark)
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49. I bet you love blowholes.
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50. I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.
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51. I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)
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52. I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee
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53. I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?
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54. I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)
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55. I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)
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56. I love your dress. It's soFISHticated.
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57. I love your rainbow trout, o my kiss!
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58. I might be left shark, but I'm the right shark for you.
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59. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)
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60. I saw you and I was hooked.
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61. I speak whale.
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62. I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock
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63. I used to hate algae, but it's starting to grow on me.
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64. I wanna eat you if that's okay? (Shark)
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65. I want to be the clown fish to your sea anemone.
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66. I whale shower you with love.
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67. I whaley love you
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68. I wish I were an octopus, so I would have eight hands to touch your butt with.
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69. I wish we can be the type of jellyfish that lives forever, so I can love you forever.
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70. I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)
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71. I'll give you a ride that you won't have to wait in line for.
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72. I'm a shark.
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73. I'm hot, but you are otter.
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74. I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)
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75. I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.
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76. If I told you, you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me? (Octopus)
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77. If I were a dolphin, I'd rape you first.
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78. If you sit up front, I'll make you wet.
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79. If you were a fish, you’d be a Clownfish.
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80. If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.
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81. If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.
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82. If your butt was a seafood restaurant I'd pick the pupu platter.
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83. Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me
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84. Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.
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85. Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.
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86. Let's goby somewhere alone
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87. Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)
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88. Loving you is a no-brainer. (Jellyfish)
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89. My shell or yours?
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90. On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)
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91. Once you've had me, baby, you'll never go back; mostly because you'll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)
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92. Polar Bear... I just wanted to break the ice.
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93. Pssh... I'm not the only one who smells like fish.
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94. So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?
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95. Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)
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96. Something smells fishy about this place... Let's get outta here.
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97. Stroke my dolphin.
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98. That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard.
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99. The "Angry Walrus" is my favourite sexual trick.
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100. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
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101. They call me, "Portuguese Man-of-War," but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.
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102. They don't call me a sperm-whale for nothing.
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103. Tonight I can make you ink.
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104. Tonight I would be a hermit no more.
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105. Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)
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106. Wanna cuttle? (Cuttlefish)
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107. Wanna have my tadpoles swim to your pond?
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108. Wanna help me clean my pump?
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109. Wanna hold my eel? He is a slippery fella.
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110. Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
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111. Wanna snorkel with my dorkel?
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112. wanna try guppy style?
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113. We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)
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114. We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)
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115. Whale be mine?
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116. Whale Whale Whale. What do we have here?
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117. What a beautiful specimen, so exotic…
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118. What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
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119. What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name).
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120. What if I say, I'm not like the otters.
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121. What kind of fish is funny? A clownfish.
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122. What's a gal like you in an ocean like this?
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123. Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)
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124. Will you be mine? Mine? Mine? Mine? Mine?
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125. Would you like to go home and see my catfish?
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126. You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.
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127. You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.
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128. You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)
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129. You had me at lobster.
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130. You know what else is slippery when wet? (Sea Lion)
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131. You know what happen to be from the future and I sea you lion in my bed.
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132. You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)
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133. You make me feel like a sea cucumber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my ass.
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134. You must be Nemo, because I have been looking for you.
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135. You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
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136. You otter come over here cutie!
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137. You’re so cute I could turn myself inside out and digest you.
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138. Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe. (Octopus)
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139. Your coral lips were made to kiss.
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140. Your Thermador cracks my shell.