teeth pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

  2. 2. Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

  3. 3. I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

  4. 4. Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

  5. 5. ...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

  6. 6. Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

  7. 7. By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

  8. 8. I think you dropped your teeth.

  9. 9. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

  10. 10. You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.

  11. 11. I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flintstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

  12. 12. Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

  13. 13. Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

  14. 14. Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

  15. 15. My Zipper

  16. 16. My zipper.

  17. 17. My zipper ;)

  18. 18. My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.

  19. 19. I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.

  20. 20. The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

  21. 21. Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!

  22. 22. I am going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.

  23. 23. Are both of those teeth real?

  24. 24. You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

  25. 25. Hey baby, these teeth are real.

  26. 26. Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?

  27. 27. Sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want...

  28. 28. Can you massage them with your tongue?

  29. 29. How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.

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