post apocalyptic pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

  2. 2. You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.

  3. 3. hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

  4. 4. Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

  5. 5. They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

  6. 6. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know. (Zombie)

  7. 7. I love you more than non-perishable food items.

  8. 8. I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

  9. 9. I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.

  10. 10. I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

  11. 11. Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)

  12. 12. Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.

  13. 13. Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

  14. 14. Do you come here to pillage often?

  15. 15. Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under. (Earthquake)

  16. 16. Even if it is the end of the world, there's still time to fix my dance moves. Can you help?

  17. 17. Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

  18. 18. Hey baby, can I buy you a drink or potable water?

  19. 19. Hey baby, that biohazard suit looks good on you but it'd look better on the floor of my bomb shelter.

  20. 20. Hey girl, where's the fire? Other than that one over there.

  21. 21. Hey sexy. What's shakin'? (Earthquake)

  22. 22. Hey, the world ends tonight, you don't have to worry about my herpes!

  23. 23. Hopefully the world doesn't end today because I think you might just be my reason to live.

  24. 24. How did someone as rapturously gorgeous as you not get raptured?

  25. 25. I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.

  26. 26. I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.

  27. 27. I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)

  28. 28. I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)

  29. 29. I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.

  30. 30. No need to evacuate, baby, I'm built rock solid. (Earthquake)

  31. 31. I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

  32. 32. I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.

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