software programmer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

  2. 2. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

  3. 3. [me != me]. [me += you].

  4. 4. Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

  5. 5. Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

  6. 6. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

  7. 7. Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

  8. 8. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

  9. 9. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

  10. 10. Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

  11. 11. Could I have your I.P.?

  12. 12. Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

  13. 13. Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

  14. 14. Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

  15. 15. Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

  16. 16. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

  17. 17. Baby, you overclock my processor.

  18. 18. Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

  19. 19. Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

  20. 20. Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

  21. 21. Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

  22. 22. Be the hard drive of my dreams.

  23. 23. Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

  24. 24. Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

  25. 25. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

  26. 26. Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

  27. 27. You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

  28. 28. Want to see my Red Hat?

  29. 29. Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

  30. 30. Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

  31. 31. Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

  32. 32. Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

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