left pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Didnt work but it sounds cool

  2. 2. _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  3. 3. Because you've been looking right all day ;)

  4. 4. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

  5. 5. I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

  6. 6. Was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals

  7. 7. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

  8. 8. I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  9. 9. If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you I would have a dollar Cuz you've never left my mind

  10. 10. Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

  11. 11. Cause you never left my mind.

  12. 12. A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

  13. 13. Because you’ve been looking right all night. A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  14. 14. The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.

  15. 15. Because you never left my mind

  16. 16. When you marched into my heart, did you step with your left foot first?

  17. 17. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

  18. 18. Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

  19. 19. If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

  20. 20. Yes, it hooks to the left.

  21. 21. I respond well to left handed urging.

  22. 22. Will you take me out?

  23. 23. My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

  24. 24. Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

  25. 25. Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

  26. 26. Care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there, I think there's still some left.

  27. 27. 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.

  28. 28. If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

  29. 29. I'll never leave you like Ryan left Brendon.

  30. 30. Because all I do is get left on read.

  31. 31. Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

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