weed pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  2. 2. Coz weed be cute together

  3. 3. I'm a certified drug dealer.

  4. 4. You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

  5. 5. Cause I think weed go good together.

  6. 6. Because if so, weed go great together

  7. 7. Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  8. 8. Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

  9. 9. I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

  10. 10. Cus weed be cute together 🥺

  11. 11. I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

  12. 12. I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

  13. 13. I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

  14. 14. I want to T-H-See you naked

  15. 15. I will let u hit this if I can tap that

  16. 16. I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

  17. 17. I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?

  18. 18. Weed look cute together.

  19. 19. Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

  20. 20. 'cause weed be good together!

  21. 21. Hairy and sticky

  22. 22. Because weed look good together

  23. 23. Cause weed be great together ;)

  24. 24. Does it smell like weed...Or is it just you?

  25. 25. Do You Do Drugs? Do you do drugs cos weed look cute together.

  26. 26. Cause weed look cute together

  27. 27. That even if I'm high , I just wanna go down on you

  28. 28. Cuz weed be cute together

  29. 29. Cuz Weed look good together.

  30. 30. Ayy girl, just like my bong I'd do you every morning!

  31. 31. Cause weed be cute together

  32. 32. I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.

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