flood pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl you flood my dopamine neurotransmitters.

  2. 2. Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

  3. 3. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  4. 4. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

  5. 5. I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

  6. 6. If this were the flood, you and me would be a pair.

  7. 7. Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

  8. 8. Do I make you saturated?

  9. 9. Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

  10. 10. Do you want to collect my precipitation?

  11. 11. Do you want to make out in the rain?

  12. 12. Don't worry baby, we've got world class spill protection.

  13. 13. Feel the rush of my monsoon!

  14. 14. Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

  15. 15. Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

  16. 16. I bet I can increase your dew point!

  17. 17. I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

  18. 18. I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

  19. 19. I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

  20. 20. I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

  21. 21. I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

  22. 22. I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

  23. 23. I will make you wet, one way or the other.

  24. 24. I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

  25. 25. I'd like to get on your waterspout.

  26. 26. I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

  27. 27. I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

  28. 28. I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

  29. 29. If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

  30. 30. If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

  31. 31. If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

  32. 32. If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

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