nurse pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

  2. 2. You know what is sexier than a lingerie nurse outfit?...having an M.D.

  3. 3. Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

  4. 4. Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

  5. 5. Your Nursing home or mine?

  6. 6. What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?

  7. 7. EMTs come when people go down

  8. 8. Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

  9. 9. Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

  10. 10. Hey girl, you're like a car accident, because I can't look away.

  11. 11. I can find every pulse in your body!

  12. 12. I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I'm certified to do it!

  13. 13. I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

  14. 14. I have all sorts of protection

  15. 15. I have my own multi-positional bed

  16. 16. I hope you passed CPR because you're taking my breath away

  17. 17. I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.

  18. 18. I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

  19. 19. I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

  20. 20. I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

  21. 21. In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?

  22. 22. Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

  23. 23. And do it without proper protection.

  24. 24. Are you a nurse? Because I want you to be my MedBay.

  25. 25. Because I’m dying for you

  26. 26. Because your looks got us dropping like flies.

  27. 27. Are you a nurse that does CPR? Because I need dick-to-mouth resuscitation

  28. 28. I make a great nurse

  29. 29. Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

  30. 30. Come into my office and take off your pants.

  31. 31. I am an organ donor, need anything?

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