1. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?
2. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!
3. I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
4. As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
5. Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)
6. Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
7. Cuz I like you.
8. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do
9. Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.
10. Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
11. Call me facebook
Because I’d like to know everything about you
12. Because their are a lot of unattended little kids in my house who lie about their age
13. You don't have all my information yet
14. Pornhub is down your mom's Facebook will do
15. Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.
16. Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.
17. I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
18. Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
19. I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
20. It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate.