Super Mario Bros. pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.

  2. 2. If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

  3. 3. If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

  4. 4. I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

  5. 5. Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

  6. 6. I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

  7. 7. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

  8. 8. Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.

  9. 9. You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.

  10. 10. They don't call me Super for nothing.

  11. 11. Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.

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