sherlock pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

  2. 2. Because I’d like to be sherlocked in your arms all night

  3. 3. I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.

  4. 4. I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.

  5. 5. Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

  6. 6. If I'm your Sherlock, will you be my john?

  7. 7. You’re the West to my Wood.

  8. 8. A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.

  9. 9. Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.

  10. 10. Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.

  11. 11. Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.

  12. 12. Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.

  13. 13. Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.

  14. 14. Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.

  15. 15. Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water."

  16. 16. Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents."

  17. 17. I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.

  18. 18. Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?

  19. 19. Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.

  20. 20. Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?

  21. 21. Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.

  22. 22. Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.

  23. 23. I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

  24. 24. I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.

  25. 25. I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.

  26. 26. I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.

  27. 27. I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.

  28. 28. Can I touch your Belstaff?

  29. 29. Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.

  30. 30. I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.

  31. 31. I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.

  32. 32. I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.

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