1. How can i know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
2. Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?
3. You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
4. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
5. Do you have any you'd like to add?
6. Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?
7. I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!
8. I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.
9. I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!
10. I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.
11. I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
12. Hey baby, just call me Jay-Z, because I'm pretty sure I'll be able to get into whatever college I want if they think I'm Jay-Z.
13. Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U
14. Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!
15. I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks
16. I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.
17. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
18. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.
19. Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
20. You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
21. Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.
22. Because I know I can do better but I’m too lazy to try
23. If you sat in a wheelchair
I would push you back to my house
24. Cuz you sat on it
25. Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off
26. Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.
27. Girl don't repudiate me, I'm a nice guy.
28. Hey, I saw you cheer last Friday at the football game. When is the next home game going to be?
29. I filled out the admission form except for the phone number part. Can I have yours?
30. I give you A plus for the outfit
31. I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.
32. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.