Coffee Shop pick up lines for you to try
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1. (Points to face) That's a nice mug you got on ya.
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2. Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
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3. Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.
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4. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
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5. Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"
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6. Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)
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7. Barista: "Did you want sugar?"
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8. Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)
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9. Bean Mine
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10. Been thinking about you a latte
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11. Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.
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12. Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?
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13. Can I buy you a coffee sometime?
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14. Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
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15. Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
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16. Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.
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17. Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.
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18. Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.
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19. Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.
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20. Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?
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21. Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
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22. Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.
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23. Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.
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24. Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
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25. Hello there, how do you brew?
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26. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
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27. Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
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28. Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
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29. Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?
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30. Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
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31. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so caramel me maybe?
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32. Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?
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33. Hey, wait, give me another shot!
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34. Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
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35. Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?
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36. Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
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37. Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
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38. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
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39. I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
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40. I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
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41. I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
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42. I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
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43. I like the way you espresso yourself.
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44. I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say "I love you forever, let’s get married."
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45. I love the way you espresso yourself.
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46. I think I'd want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
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47. I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.
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48. I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.
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49. I'm soy into you.
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50. I've been thinking about you a latte.
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51. If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.
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52. If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso 'cause you're so fine.
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53. If you were ground coffee, you'd be espresso because you're so fine.
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54. Java number I can call you up at?
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55. Just promise you won't tamper with my heart.
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56. My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
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57. My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
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58. So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.
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59. That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
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60. The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven't.
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61. Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.
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62. Want some non-dairy creamer?
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63. Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
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64. You mocha me crazy!
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65. You roast my heart!
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66. You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
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67. You're such a TEAse.
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68. You've turned me down before but I'm asking for an extra shot.
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69. You’re like this year’s Darjeeling. Had me at first flush.
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70. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
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71. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
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72. My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
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73. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
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74. I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
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75. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
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76. I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.
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77. Wanna go on a doppio date?
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78. You’re looking very non-fat these days.
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79. Is that a steam wand in your pocket?
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80. Don’t add honey to that chamomile, you’re already too sweet.
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81. I like my baristas like I like my coffee - hot, sweet, and creamy.
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82. I like the way you espresso yourself.
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83. Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
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84. I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.
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85. You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
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86. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
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87. I bet you don’t like drips.
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88. Do you want me to grind that for you?
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89. Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.
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90. I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.
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91. You roast my heart.
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92. That's a nice mug you got on ya.
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93. Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
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94. are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
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95. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.