Coffee Shop pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. (Points to face) That's a nice mug you got on ya.

  2. 2. Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.

  3. 3. Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

  4. 4. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

  5. 5. Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

  6. 6. Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

  7. 7. Barista: "Did you want sugar?"

  8. 8. Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

  9. 9. Bean Mine

  10. 10. Been thinking about you a latte

  11. 11. Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.

  12. 12. Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?

  13. 13. Can I buy you a coffee sometime?

  14. 14. Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.

  15. 15. Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants

  16. 16. Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

  17. 17. Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.

  18. 18. Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.

  19. 19. Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.

  20. 20. Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

  21. 21. Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

  22. 22. Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

  23. 23. Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

  24. 24. Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

  25. 25. Hello there, how do you brew?

  26. 26. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

  27. 27. Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

  28. 28. Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

  29. 29. Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?

  30. 30. Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.

  31. 31. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so caramel me maybe?

  32. 32. Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

  33. 33. Hey, wait, give me another shot!

  34. 34. Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

  35. 35. Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?

  36. 36. Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us. 

  37. 37. Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.

  38. 38. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

  39. 39. I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.

  40. 40. I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.

  41. 41. I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.

  42. 42. I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.

  43. 43. I like the way you espresso yourself.

  44. 44. I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say "I love you forever, let’s get married."

  45. 45. I love the way you espresso yourself.

  46. 46. I think I'd want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.

  47. 47. I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

  48. 48. I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

  49. 49. I'm soy into you.

  50. 50. I've been thinking about you a latte.

  51. 51. If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.

  52. 52. If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso 'cause you're so fine.

  53. 53. If you were ground coffee, you'd be espresso because you're so fine. 

  54. 54. Java number I can call you up at?

  55. 55. Just promise you won't tamper with my heart.

  56. 56. My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.

  57. 57. My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.

  58. 58. So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.

  59. 59. That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.

  60. 60. The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven't.

  61. 61. Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.

  62. 62. Want some non-dairy creamer?

  63. 63. Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.

  64. 64. You mocha me crazy!

  65. 65. You roast my heart!

  66. 66. You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night. 

  67. 67. You're such a TEAse.

  68. 68. You've turned me down before but I'm asking for an extra shot.

  69. 69. You’re like this year’s Darjeeling. Had me at first flush.

  70. 70. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

  71. 71. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

  72. 72. My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.

  73. 73. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.

  74. 74. I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

  75. 75. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

  76. 76. I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.

  77. 77. Wanna go on a doppio date?

  78. 78. You’re looking very non-fat these days.

  79. 79. Is that a steam wand in your pocket?

  80. 80. Don’t add honey to that chamomile, you’re already too sweet.

  81. 81. I like my baristas like I like my coffee - hot, sweet, and creamy.

  82. 82. I like the way you espresso yourself.

  83. 83. Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.

  84. 84. I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

  85. 85. You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

  86. 86. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  87. 87. I bet you don’t like drips.

  88. 88. Do you want me to grind that for you?

  89. 89. Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.

  90. 90. I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.

  91. 91. You roast my heart.

  92. 92. That's a nice mug you got on ya.

  93. 93. Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

  94. 94. are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

  95. 95. I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

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