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  1. 1. Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?

  2. 2. Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something? James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

  3. 3. James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

  4. 4. Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

  5. 5. Helga Brandt: "I've got you now." James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

  6. 6. Honey Ryder: Looking for shells? James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

  7. 7. If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred?

  8. 8. James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper." Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?" James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

  9. 9. James Bond: "I was wrong about you." Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?" James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

  10. 10. James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner." Jill Masterson: "Where?" James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town."

  11. 11. James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are." Jinx: "I am so good." James Bond: "Especially when you're bad."

  12. 12. James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five." Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe." James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

  13. 13. James Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.”

  14. 14. James Bond: [After Dr. Holly Goodhead kisses him] "What was that for?" Dr. Holly Goodhead: "For saving my life." James Bond: "Remind me to do it more often!"

  15. 15. James Bond: [in bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you. Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so? James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

  16. 16. James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta." Sévérine: "I feel naked without it."

  17. 17. James Bond: "I approve." Goodnight: "You do?" James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

  18. 18. James Bond: Who are you? Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming

  19. 19. James Bond: You're not my type. Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain? James Bond: No, cause you're single.

  20. 20. James Bond:[in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.

  21. 21. Log cabin girl: "Oh James, I cannot find the words." Bond: "Well, let me try and enlarge your vocabulary."

  22. 22. What can I say, I’m a spy.

  23. 23. Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

  24. 24. Cause I think you'd perform well undercovers

  25. 25. Because you look like you do your best work under cover

  26. 26. Tatiana Romanova: I think my mouth is too big! James Bond: It's just the right size... for me, that is.

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