wine pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

  2. 2. You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

  3. 3. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  4. 4. would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

  5. 5. Is that blood, or wine that your having?

  6. 6. Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.

  7. 7. It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

  8. 8. I can turn your girl into mine

  9. 9. Could I turn you into mine ;))

  10. 10. Jesus turned water into wine, Im just tryna turn you into mine

  11. 11. But I’d like to make you mine

  12. 12. Can we share yours? ;)

  13. 13. Care to share some oysters and wine with me?

  14. 14. So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

  15. 15. You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

  16. 16. Ten years old and in the basement This is a repost in my original post I put coffee

  17. 17. They most likely say yes, you answer with: Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow Not my own original pickup line but it works

  18. 18. Sweet and 18 years old.

  19. 19. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

  20. 20. Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty.

  21. 21. I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.

  22. 22. But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.

  23. 23. I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?

  24. 24. Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

  25. 25. Because I have a certain cellar I want to keep you in.

  26. 26. Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

  27. 27. But i can turn you into mine

  28. 28. 7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement

  29. 29. But I can make you into mine

  30. 30. May I be the one Since you're already a nine?

  31. 31. Because you only get better with time.

  32. 32. I'll be the six and you'll be the nine~

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