lord of the rings pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  2. 2. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  3. 3. You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

  4. 4. Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

  5. 5. I’d love to explore your two towers.

  6. 6. You don't need One Ring to find me.

  7. 7. You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

  8. 8. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

  9. 9. The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

  10. 10. Does the carpet match the foot hair ?

  11. 11. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  12. 12. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

  13. 13. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

  14. 14. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  15. 15. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  16. 16. You’re the one babe to rule them all.

  17. 17. Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.

  18. 18. Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

  19. 19. Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that shit looks precious.

  20. 20. Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

  21. 21. My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

  22. 22. I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

  23. 23. Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

  24. 24. Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

  25. 25. You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

  26. 26. If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

  27. 27. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

  28. 28. I am no man. Wanna bone ?

  29. 29. If you are not Luthien, then you walk in her likeness.

  30. 30. That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

  31. 31. Mmmmm! Let me get a piece of that Legol-ass!

  32. 32. Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow.

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