stuffing pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

  2. 2. Could i borrow one of your bowling bowls you have stuffed in your back pocket

  3. 3. Because I want you to be stuffed deep inside of me

  4. 4. I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

  5. 5. Cus I’d like you double-stuffed

  6. 6. Do you want to get double stuffed?

  7. 7. Because you'd be better double stuffed

  8. 8. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

  9. 9. I’d love to see your spread and give you stuffing.

  10. 10. Now that we've had some turkey are you ready for the stuffing.

  11. 11. That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.

  12. 12. Do you like stuffing?

  13. 13. Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?

  14. 14. I hope that turkey's not the only thing about to get stuffed.

  15. 15. Are you an oreo? Because I’ll make you double stuffed

  16. 16. Cause you could be my stuffed animal

  17. 17. 'cause there are some holes in my birthday suit that need stuffing works better for women.

  18. 18. You're gonna be getting something stuffed into you soon.

  19. 19. Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge

  20. 20. You looking mighty fine with that double stuffed ass.

  21. 21. Because I got my stuffing ready for you.

  22. 22. Because I’d love stuffing you

  23. 23. Cause I wanna get to stuffing

  24. 24. If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed.

  25. 25. I hope you have a big box, because I'm stuffing this oversized package in it.

  26. 26. If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed

  27. 27. You must put a lot stuffing in your buns, because I want to eat it all.

  28. 28. If sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed!

  29. 29. Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.

  30. 30. I'm studying to be a Taxidermist. Can I practice stuffing your pussy?

  31. 31. For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!

  32. 32. Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.

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