hipster pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.

  2. 2. Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?

  3. 3. Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?

  4. 4. I loved you before it was cool.

  5. 5. I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.

  6. 6. Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.

  7. 7. Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?

  8. 8. I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.

  9. 9. There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

  10. 10. That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

  11. 11. My penis is gluten-free.

  12. 12. Hey babe I'm gluten free!

  13. 13. Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.

  14. 14. Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

  15. 15. Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

  16. 16. Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.

  17. 17. Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

  18. 18. We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

  19. 19. I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.

  20. 20. Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

  21. 21. I’d like to have you on vinyl.

  22. 22. My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.

  23. 23. I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.

  24. 24. Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.

  25. 25. Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.

  26. 26. Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.

  27. 27. Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?

  28. 28. Hey. I like your new-old shoes.

  29. 29. Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?

  30. 30. Want to come over and listen to NPR.

  31. 31. Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?

  32. 32. Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

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