express pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  2. 2. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

  3. 3. Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

  4. 4. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  5. 5. I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

  6. 6. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  7. 7. Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

  8. 8. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

  9. 9. Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

  10. 10. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

  11. 11. Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

  12. 12. Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

  13. 13. Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."

  14. 14. I can't do either without expressed written consent

  15. 15. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

  16. 16. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

  17. 17. Is your father a jewel thief? because you're a real gem.

  18. 18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

  19. 19. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

  20. 20. Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

  21. 21. How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

  22. 22. I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my way of expressing myself when I move around.

  23. 23. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  24. 24. I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

  25. 25. Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

  26. 26. Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

  27. 27. Cause you just made me express some proteins

  28. 28. Girl, you got some fine gene expressions.

  29. 29. Because I want to combine like terms with you.

  30. 30. Because it feels like you and I are heading somewhere magical -Day 1

  31. 31. Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foundation.

  32. 32. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

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