fertilized pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  2. 2. How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

  3. 3. Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

  4. 4. Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  5. 5. Un-fertilized por favor.

  6. 6. Fried or fertilized?

  7. 7. Scrambled or fertilized?

  8. 8. For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

  9. 9. I'm really good at fertilizing.

  10. 10. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  11. 11. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  12. 12. Because you’re making something grow down under

  13. 13. Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried.. But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

  14. 14. Or fertilized

  15. 15. - I think fertilized.

  16. 16. Hey baby, I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal if you know what I'm saying.

  17. 17. Because you make my tree grow

  18. 18. You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

  19. 19. Because I want to eat you!

  20. 20. Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

  21. 21. How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

  22. 22. How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

  23. 23. How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

  24. 24. I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

  25. 25. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

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