inches pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. 2. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  3. 3. Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

  4. 4. Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

  5. 5. Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

  6. 6. I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

  7. 7. A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

  8. 8. I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

  9. 9. Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

  10. 10. Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

  11. 11. I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

  12. 12. You will get it in 2 installments.

  13. 13. But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

  14. 14. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

  16. 16. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

  17. 17. How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

  18. 18. I'm no weather man but You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  19. 19. My 9-iron is 12 inches.

  20. 20. So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

  21. 21. My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

  22. 22. I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

  23. 23. To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

  24. 24. I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

  25. 25. I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

  26. 26. But God put 10 inches in the wrong fuckin spot

  27. 27. Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

  28. 28. Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  29. 29. Because we could have sex 4 times tonight

  30. 30. Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

  31. 31. If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.

  32. 32. Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

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