cow pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

  2. 2. Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!

  3. 3. Get over here and I'll make you go "aahh~"

  4. 4. Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

  5. 5. Because I want to milk you

  6. 6. Because I could eat you every night for a year and still not be done.

  7. 7. I would totally let Steve feed us wheat

  8. 8. - cuz I'd never forget to milk you. - cuz it time to milk you. If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

  9. 9. Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.

  10. 10. Cuz I wanna milk u

  11. 11. Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

  12. 12. If you were a cow i would keep you in my house.

  13. 13. I can’t lick mine but I can lick yours.

  14. 14. Cause your a cow

  15. 15. Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.

  16. 16. Hello sexy, moove your body!

  17. 17. Hi. I'm horny.

  18. 18. Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream

  19. 19. I bet we would raise good cows together.

  20. 20. I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell...

  21. 21. I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India?

  22. 22. I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

  23. 23. If you were a grassland, I would graze you.

  24. 24. Moo with me.

  25. 25. So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

  26. 26. This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.

  27. 27. To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.

  28. 28. You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

  29. 29. You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

  30. 30. You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.

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