concert pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?

  2. 2. Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?

  3. 3. Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

  4. 4. But I'll need u in my sperm later that night

  5. 5. Are you here for one weekend or two?

  6. 6. Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

  7. 7. Are you VIP or general admission?

  8. 8. Camping this weekend? There's a shower back at my place that you don't have to share . . unless you want to share.

  9. 9. Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

  10. 10. Can you feel the bass pounding in your chest

  11. 11. Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

  12. 12. Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

  13. 13. Do you like drum and bass? Cause you got me wanting 174 bangs per minutes.

  14. 14. Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.

  15. 15. Get ready for the drop...of my pants

  16. 16. Great festival, but you know what's missing? Ins and Outs

  17. 17. HAPPY COACHELLA!

  18. 18. Have you heard of DJ Hanzel? Well, I got two deeper

  19. 19. Hey, baby, do you come to Stagecoach often? Hey, baby, now, what's your sign?

  20. 20. Hey, do you have a lighter?

  21. 21. Hey, good looking. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

  22. 22. How long have you been waiting in line for the Lollapalooza ticket?

  23. 23. I ain't never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

  24. 24. I don't fall for pick up lines, but I fall for pick up trucks.

  25. 25. I drove my Cayenne out here too . . . great minds think alike!

  26. 26. I know you've heard that worn out line about love at first sight. Well, I never knew those words were true 'til you walked up the Stagecoach stage tonight.

  27. 27. I must be wearing 3-D glasses, because your body is popping

  28. 28. I think my jewel-studded g-string and your Gucci bikini would look great together on my hotel room floor in the morning.

  29. 29. I used to go to the Harvest Festival but I got sick of scoring with so many virgins.

  30. 30. I'll call you when i finish the show and maybe we can hang out.

  31. 31. I'll think of you when i'm playing [insert romantic sounding song here].

  32. 32. I'm so mad crushin' your man-girl, skinny femme-boy with long-bangs, faint mustache and small boobs look.

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