stuff pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

  2. 2. I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

  3. 3. Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

  4. 4. But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  5. 5. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  6. 6. But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

  7. 7. Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

  8. 8. I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

  9. 9. Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale

  10. 10. Cause this one smells like chloroform

  11. 11. Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

  12. 12. Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?

  13. 13. Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

  14. 14. Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.

  15. 15. I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  16. 16. Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle

  17. 17. can I stuff your muff?

  18. 18. Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  19. 19. Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

  20. 20. Because I want to stuff something in you and turn you on.

  21. 21. Cause I wanna stuff you myself

  22. 22. Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ? Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

  23. 23. Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

  24. 24. Can I stuff your stocking?

  25. 25. Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

  26. 26. Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

  27. 27. I want to stick to you like glue – stuff.

  28. 28. You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”

  29. 29. Cuz I wanna stuff you up and eat you out

  30. 30. Because I’d stuff you

  31. 31. Cause I want to stuff you

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