material pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

  2. 2. Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

  3. 3. Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!

  4. 4. (Staring at her body) Sorry, I was just checking to see if you had any explosives or hazardous materials in there.

  5. 5. Boyfriend material

  6. 6. In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

  7. 7. I also have this shield.

  8. 8. Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

  9. 9. I think it's girlfriend material...

  10. 10. Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

  11. 11. Some guys are boyfriend material. I'm made of wall material.

  12. 12. Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.

  13. 13. My grandma once told me im serious boyfriend material... So you boutta call my grandma a liar, huh? I'll FIGHT anyone who calls my grandma a liar!

  14. 14. No? Ok, see ya around...

  15. 15. Some guys are boyfriend material. I'm made of candy material – sugar.

  16. 16. Girlfriend material.

  17. 17. Is _____ (name of whatever she's drinking) the material weakness in your internal control?

  18. 18. I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

  19. 19. Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

  20. 20. Let go of your material possession and come to bed with me.

  21. 21. Oh, you like my High 5 jersey? You know what it's made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.

  22. 22. Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated. Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance? Sir: huh! Madame: ah!

  23. 23. Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

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