criminal pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. ...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

  2. 2. Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

  3. 3. You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

  4. 4. Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

  5. 5. Cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal

  6. 6. *Because I'm a smooth criminal*

  7. 7. Because I want your arson my lap

  8. 8. Cause I'm tryna cuff that.

  9. 9. Cuz you just stole my heart <3

  10. 10. The perfect line for anyone named Annie “I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.” *awkward silence* “Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

  11. 11. Because you're cuming with me ;)

  12. 12. Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.

  13. 13. If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

  14. 14. Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.

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