wait pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

  2. 2. You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

  3. 3. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  4. 4. I have died everyday waiting for you.

  5. 5. And I'm still waiting for yours

  6. 6. If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

  7. 7. Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.

  8. 8. Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

  9. 9. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  10. 10. Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

  11. 11. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  12. 12. Girl, I know you want this TIP.

  13. 13. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  14. 14. I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

  15. 15. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  16. 16. I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

  17. 17. You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

  18. 18. If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

  19. 19. Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

  20. 20. I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

  21. 21. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

  22. 22. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

  23. 23. You wanna taste it?

  24. 24. Cause I have a lot of sea-men waiting for you

  25. 25. You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.

  26. 26. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  27. 27. Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

  28. 28. You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

  29. 29. Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

  30. 30. Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.

  31. 31. Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

  32. 32. You should come wait with me at my gate.

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