micro pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

  2. 2. So do I, it's really confusing. I have a micro-micropenis.

  3. 3. If that makes sense probably not

  4. 4. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

  5. 5. Because I wanna put a micro in you.

  6. 6. It's only micro when its soft.

  7. 7. Cause you make my micro soft

  8. 8. Because you are making my micro soft

  9. 9. You must be from Micronesia, because I micro-needja.

  10. 10. I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

  11. 11. Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

  12. 12. Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.

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