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  1. 1. Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

  2. 2. Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

  3. 3. Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

  4. 4. Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

  5. 5. The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

  6. 6. because you could be entitled to compensation.

  7. 7. Let me point you in the direction of...my place.

  8. 8. Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  9. 9. Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

  10. 10. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

  11. 11. Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

  12. 12. Objection!

  13. 13. I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

  14. 14. Because you're the proseCUTEST

  15. 15. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  16. 16. Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.

  17. 17. That's what we do.

  18. 18. Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

  19. 19. Would you like to see my power of attorney?

  20. 20. One call, that's all.

  21. 21. I got your jurisdiction right here.

  22. 22. Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

  23. 23. I'll search your grabbable area..

  24. 24. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

  25. 25. I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

  26. 26. You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

  27. 27. Want to make some motions together?

  28. 28. Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

  29. 29. Let's do it....by agreement.

  30. 30. Would you like to see my briefs?

  31. 31. How about a notice of motion?

  32. 32. I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.

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