meal pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You’re a fine looking three course meal.

  2. 2. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  3. 3. Cause you’re a 5-star meal

  4. 4. Was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals

  5. 5. Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

  6. 6. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

  7. 7. You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

  8. 8. Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

  9. 9. Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

  10. 10. My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

  11. 11. You must be bone meal because you make me grow 10 feet tall.

  12. 12. Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

  13. 13. Yes* Perfect because I plan on doing Grace before every meal

  14. 14. Because you make my sapling grow

  15. 15. Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  16. 16. Because you're the most important meal of the day.

  17. 17. Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

  18. 18. Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  19. 19. You are looking like a snack but your ass is looking like a meal

  20. 20. Because I’m lovin it

  21. 21. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

  22. 22. But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

  23. 23. I was going to McD but nevermind I already found my happy meal ;)

  24. 24. Hey girl is your pussy the Eucharist, cause I wanna eat it like its my Last Supper

  25. 25. Because I'm a choking hazard

  26. 26. You're the bone meal of my heart.

  27. 27. Because you're a whole meal

  28. 28. Cuse your a meal ready to eat

  29. 29. Cause you looking like a whole meal

  30. 30. I search Google for nearby restaurants and it pointed in your direction because you look a whole meal

  31. 31. Damn girl, are you affiliated with the meals on wheels program? Because you are a snack.

  32. 32. Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.

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