1. Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
2. Are you tired? Because you've been round dancing through my mind all day!
3. Cuz dat ass is well rounded.
4. You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do round the back of the dumpsters.
5. Because I wanna shoot a high explosive round into you
6. You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?
7. I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?
8. Because that thing is looking ROUND
9. Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.
10. Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.
11. Baby girl, you look nice and round and shine.
12. (Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.
13. With me, there's always a round 3.
14. I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
15. Damn girl, are you a beef roast?
Because that bottom round, well done.
16. Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!
17. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
18. Cause I wanna Pierce your Hunnicut.
Bonus round: Hopefully you're not a Klinger.
19. Ey baby wont ya come on over and cut me off a slice of that there genitalia you been toatin round
20. Because you are big, round and getting hotter and hotter every day!
21. Cause you spin me roound baby round right round
22. Cuz every time I see you I cumalot.
23. Because round is a shape and I want to be in shape
24. Cause i'd fudge you around
25. Will you spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down down?
26. Because I want you to travel 'round my world in 80 seconds.
27. Because i wanna slurp them milk from the titties before i ride round the rodeo and scream yeehaww
28. Because you make my world go round
29. If I buy a round of Blow Job shots, will you squirt the whipped cream directly into my mouth?
30. Will you round the base to HOMEcoming with me?