exact pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

  2. 2. If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

  3. 3. I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

  4. 4. Cuz your exactly what I need Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

  5. 5. "U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen

  6. 6. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  7. 7. Well, you look like the exact opposite of that.

  8. 8. You look exactly like a "before" picture.

  9. 9. Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

  10. 10. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

  11. 11. I know exactly where your G-spot is. I have the Silph Scope.

  12. 12. If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent. Cause you never left my mind.

  13. 13. Nobody likes you

  14. 14. Ask a girl how they would like to be asked out and when they're done explaining, say thanks and proceed to ask them out exactly how they said they would like to. Smooth asf but havent tried it yet

  15. 15. You’re like pumpkin pie: Perfectly sweet, and exactly what I want on my lips at the end of the night.

  16. 16. Picture this Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words. "Lickety split, lick my clit" And wink. Gets em' every time

  17. 17. I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)

  18. 18. Because you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding

  19. 19. Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

  20. 20. …you look exactly like Margaret Cho.

  21. 21. Them: see what? You: Exactly. Hi nice to meet you, my name's \_\_\_\_\_\_.

  22. 22. Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.

  23. 23. Because I'm not exactly sure how you're gonna do it, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna fuck me in the ass.

  24. 24. Cuz i would love to sit on ur lap and tell u exactly what I want

  25. 25. Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

  26. 26. She : no? You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

  27. 27. You and I are like B# and C. We look different, but we are the exact same.

  28. 28. Yes alix. Exactly the same as Alex

  29. 29. Because I can think of something else with the exact same measurements

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