software pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Bc u are turning my software to hardware 🥵

  2. 2. If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

  3. 3. [me != me]. [me += you].

  4. 4. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

  5. 5. Could I have your I.P.?

  6. 6. Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

  7. 7. Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

  8. 8. Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

  9. 9. Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

  10. 10. Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

  11. 11. Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

  12. 12. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  13. 13. Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

  14. 14. Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

  15. 15. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

  16. 16. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

  17. 17. Coz u turn my software into hardware.

  18. 18. Cause you make my software go hardware

  19. 19. For the IT people out there

  20. 20. Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  21. 21. You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

  22. 22. > Screw software, I want > > to install my own firmware > > into your wetware

  23. 23. Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

  24. 24. If you were a temple i'd run all over you.

  25. 25. When I'm with you, all my layers are visible.

  26. 26. Whenever i see you, I'm like 'not now'.

  27. 27. Hey girl, how about you Ruzzle up some grub?

  28. 28. Are you familiar with computer science? Cause you sure turn my software into hardware

  29. 29. Hey baby, we should merge our layers.

  30. 30. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

  31. 31. Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

  32. 32. You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

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