valentines day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

  2. 2. Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

  3. 3. I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

  4. 4. How you doin'?

  5. 5. Let’s change that

  6. 6. * Roses are red * From the garden they’re cut * Spread those cheeks * And I’ll cum in your butt

  7. 7. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  8. 8. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

  9. 9. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

  10. 10. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

  11. 11. Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

  12. 12. I'll give you my arc!

  13. 13. Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.

  14. 14. Will you be my date to mass?

  15. 15. You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.

  16. 16. Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

  17. 17. ii'd wish you were mine.

  18. 18. I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

  19. 19. How about a little lust on this day of love?

  20. 20. or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

  21. 21. Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

  22. 22. Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will rape you in a phone booth....

  23. 23. But I want you to be valen-mine-bae

  24. 24. Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

  25. 25. Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

  26. 26. Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let's hang out.

  27. 27. Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.

  28. 28. The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

  29. 29. The only thing you gave me this Valentine's Day was a cavity.

  30. 30. They can't fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

  31. 31. This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

  32. 32. When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.

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