the hobbit pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

  2. 2. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

  3. 3. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

  4. 4. I love you more than Sauron loves power.

  5. 5. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.

  6. 6. Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7. Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?

  8. 8. Two hobbits just came around and put a ring in you.

  9. 9. You must be a Ring of Power, 'cause I want to keep you!

  10. 10. My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.

  11. 11. A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

  12. 12. Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.

  13. 13. Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

  14. 14. Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.

  15. 15. Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

  16. 16. Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.

  17. 17. Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?

  18. 18. Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

  19. 19. Gimli a piece of that!

  20. 20. Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!

  21. 21. Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

  22. 22. I can lighten your burden

  23. 23. I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

  24. 24. I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

  25. 25. I last longer than Boromir.

  26. 26. I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.

  27. 27. I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

  28. 28. I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

  29. 29. I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

  30. 30. I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

  31. 31. I'll put a ring on it!

  32. 32. I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.

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