technology pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  2. 2. Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?

  3. 3. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

  4. 4. I could look at your bézier curves all day.

  5. 5. I can't take it, you're just so well designed.

  6. 6. Even if you're 72 dpi, you're worth it.

  7. 7. I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

  8. 8. Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

  9. 9. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

  10. 10. What's my V-drop? Your panties.

  11. 11. I'll deliver power to your load.

  12. 12. Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.

  13. 13. Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.

  14. 14. Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

  15. 15. Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.

  16. 16. Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

  17. 17. If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.

  18. 18. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  19. 19. I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

  20. 20. Cuz I like you.

  21. 21. You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

  22. 22. Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

  23. 23. Forget Google, check out my doodle!

  24. 24. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

  25. 25. What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

  26. 26. How about you include my header?

  27. 27. You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

  28. 28. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  29. 29. Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

  30. 30. Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

  31. 31. You had me at the first character of 140...

  32. 32. If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

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