shove pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

  2. 2. Sugar cubes won't be the only I shove down your throat tonight.

  3. 3. Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )

  4. 4. I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

  5. 5. Please

  6. 6. Because I want to shove 3 frozen waffles into you.

  7. 7. Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

  8. 8. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

  9. 9. Becouse i wanna shove my hand up you.

  10. 10. Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

  11. 11. Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

  12. 12. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

  13. 13. I'd shove more than just my nose in you.

  14. 14. Because I want to shove my bit in you

  15. 15. Hey girl, are you a microwave? Cause I wanna shove my testicles in you!

  16. 16. Are you a toaster? Cause I’ll love to butter my bread then shove it it, I can even make you a toaster strudel

  17. 17. Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

  18. 18. Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

  19. 19. Are you a folk dancer? Cause the way you clog makes me want to shove my plunger in your shitter

  20. 20. R u the main character in doom cause I want you to shove your shotgun in my mouth and fire

  21. 21. Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

  22. 22. Cause I wanna shove you up my ass

  23. 23. Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you

  24. 24. Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

  25. 25. I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

  26. 26. Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe?, I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row.

  27. 27. Was your father a meat-burgler? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

  28. 28. Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in

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