county fairs pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?

  2. 2. Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...

  3. 3. Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".

  4. 4. Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses

  5. 5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

  6. 6. Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

  7. 7. Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

  8. 8. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

  9. 9. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  10. 10. Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.

  11. 11. Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

  12. 12. Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?

  13. 13. Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?

  14. 14. Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

  15. 15. Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

  16. 16. Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

  17. 17. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

  18. 18. Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?

  19. 19. Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

  20. 20. How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

  21. 21. I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

  22. 22. I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

  23. 23. I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

  24. 24. I got an amusement park in my pants.

  25. 25. I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

  26. 26. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

  27. 27. I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

  28. 28. I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

  29. 29. I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?

  30. 30. I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?

  31. 31. I perform best when I'm wet.

  32. 32. Can I see your tan lines?

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