invite pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.

  2. 2. I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

  3. 3. You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you. from "Flesh and The Devil"

  4. 4. Can I invite you to dinner?

  5. 5. You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

  6. 6. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

  7. 7. The pants party... The party with the pants?

  8. 8. Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?" James Bond: "You should say yes."

  9. 9. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  10. 10. Hey, I'm hungry. May I invite you to dinner? [!] We can go eat that guy/girl over there

  11. 11. I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

  12. 12. There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.

  13. 13. You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you.

  14. 14. Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body… of Christ. When are you going to invite me to church?

  15. 15. There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!

  16. 16. There's like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.

  17. 17. Because I would definitely like to invite you to my frick chamber

  18. 18. I’d invite you to my place, but I voicing my love in private.

  19. 19. Is it too soon too invite you to live on my island?

  20. 20. Theres a party in my pants and you’re invited.

  21. 21. Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai.

  22. 22. But unfortunately they don't let snacks inside

  23. 23. and you're invited.

  24. 24. So I wont need an invite when I look through your windows...

  25. 25. There's a party in my pants and you are invited

  26. 26. There's an après party in my bibs. You're invited.

  27. 27. I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.

  28. 28. What would it take to get invited into your inner iris?

  29. 29. Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

  30. 30. I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

  31. 31. Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

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