treat pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Worship you quietly and finger you all day

  2. 2. I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

  3. 3. Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

  4. 4. Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

  5. 5. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  6. 6. I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

  7. 7. would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

  8. 8. Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

  9. 9. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  10. 10. I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.

  11. 11. I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

  12. 12. Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  13. 13. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  14. 14. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

  15. 15. I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

  16. 16. Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

  17. 17. I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

  18. 18. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  19. 19. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night

  20. 20. I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.

  21. 21. You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

  22. 22. I'll treat you like a queen.

  23. 23. You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

  24. 24. I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

  25. 25. Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

  26. 26. There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.

  27. 27. Would you treat me like the devil tonight?

  28. 28. But the “tr” is silent 🥴🧚

  29. 29. Because I definitely want to treat you like a queen

  30. 30. Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.

  31. 31. I may not be a chief, but I'll treat you like the native princess that you are!

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